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<title>blog // ~ben — posts tagged "humor"</title>
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<h1 class="nomargin"><a class="ablack" href="https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/index.html">blog // ~ben</a></h1>
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<div id="description">a blog about tildes and other things</div>
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<!-- bashblog_timestamp: #201712211609.45# -->
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<div class="subtitle">December 21, 2017 —
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ben
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const loadingmsgs = [
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Computing 6 x 9...",
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"Mining Bitcoin...",
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"Dividing by 0...",
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"Initializing Skynet...",
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"[REDACTED]",
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"Downloading more RAM...",
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"Ordering 1s and 0s...",
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"Navigating neural network...",
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"Importing machine learning...",
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"Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
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"Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
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"for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
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"(creating unresolved tension...",
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"Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072">sauce</a></p>
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<p>tags: <a href='tag_jokes.html'>jokes</a>, <a href='tag_humor.html'>humor</a></p>
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