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<meta name='twitter:description' content=" const loadingmsgs = [ 'Proving P=NP...', 'Computing 6 x 9...', 'Mining Bitcoin...', 'Dividing by 0...', 'Initializing Skynet...', '[REDACTED]', 'Downloading more RAM...', 'Ordering 1s and 0s...', 'Navigating neur" />
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<h1 class="nomargin"><a class="ablack" href="https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/index.html">blog // ~ben</a></h1>
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<div id="description">a blog about tildes and other things</div>
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<!-- bashblog_timestamp: #201712211609.45# -->
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<div class="subtitle">December 21, 2017 —
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ben
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const loadingmsgs = [
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Computing 6 x 9...",
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"Mining Bitcoin...",
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"Dividing by 0...",
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"Initializing Skynet...",
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"[REDACTED]",
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"Downloading more RAM...",
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"Ordering 1s and 0s...",
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"Navigating neural network...",
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"Importing machine learning...",
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"Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
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"Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
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"for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
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"(creating unresolved tension...",
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"Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
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];
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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072">sauce</a></p>
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<p>Tags: <a href='tag_jokes.html'>jokes</a>, <a href='tag_humor.html'>humor</a></p>
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<div id="footer">CC by-nc-nd <a href="https://tilde.team/~ben/">~ben</a> — <a href="mailto:ben@tilde.team">ben@tilde.team</a><br/>
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Generated with <a href="https://github.com/cfenollosa/bashblog">bashblog</a>, a single bash script to easily create blogs like this one</div>
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