From 41396982c66f6a978dee227808b5bd3dafa29c61 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ben Harris <ben@tilde.team>
Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2019 00:38:19 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] move slogans.txt into the radiobot repo

---
 bot.sh      |  2 +-
 slogans.txt | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 30 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 slogans.txt

diff --git a/bot.sh b/bot.sh
index 602c4d5..7ec6521 100644
--- a/bot.sh
+++ b/bot.sh
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ do
         ;;
 
         radio|slogan)
-          msg $from "$(curl -s https://ben.ttm.sh/slogans.txt | shuf -n1)"
+          msg $from "$(shuf -n1 slogans.txt)"
         ;;
 
         paymybills)
diff --git a/slogans.txt b/slogans.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a00f23c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/slogans.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+The soundtrack in your cat's head
+Your cat says she likes us better
+radio for the people
+radio by bots, for bots
+On the Internet, no one knows you're a weakly superhuman AGI with a really good speech synth module.
+We found your cat
+cats.
+a hacker's excuse for radio
+0::1 is where the heart is
+now with the longest slogan in human history
+reticulating splines
+Hold the shift
+a very serious place for very serious happenings
+sorry, this extension is invalid
+This is the radio you were looking for
+Not The Illuminati, We Promise
+the radio is coming from INSIDE the house
+Dont Sue Us!
+it's radio minus radio
+where your passwords are stored in plain text
+Like radio. Only better.
+tomasino 0wnz y0u!
+that escalated quickly
+music for your brain meats
+003 Days Since Last Workplace Accident
+*heavy breathing*
+Dizzy? We stop the world from spinning
+Where Disney Princesses Go Slumming
+any slogan but "eat the poop or die"