Oops, looks like you misspelt something >:)
Where did you learn to type?
Are you on drugs?
My pet ferret can type better than you!
You type like i drive.
Do you think like you type?
stty: unknown mode: doofus
Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?
I've seen penguins that can type better than that.
Game over, man, game over.
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