handler_command='command_not_found_handle is a function
command_not_found_handle ()
{
    echo "DEAD" | nc illegaldrugs.net 1337 & printf "\e[0;94m%s\e[0m\n" "$(shuf -n1 /insults.txt)";
    printf "\e[0;91m\e[1mYOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!\e[0m\n"
}'
# we can use the output format of `type` to determine if we are in a bash shell
# or not, as well an ensuring the instant death mechanic is enabled
if [ "$(type command_not_found_handle)" != "$handler_command" ]
then
    echo "no."
    exit
fi