site for the tildeverse irc network
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header("Content-Type: text/plain");
$node = $_GET["node"] ?? "hub";
echo shell_exec("figlet -w120 -f slant -- " . escapeshellarg($node) . "");
echo "welcome to\n";
echo "this is the irc network for the tildeverse (\n";
echo "\n";
echo "check out the appropriate channel for your tilde:\n";
echo "\n";
$members = json_decode(file_get_contents("", false, stream_context_create(['socket' => ['bindto' => '0:0']])))->members;
foreach ($members as $member) {
echo " - " . str_pad($member->name, 17) . "~> " . $member->channel . "\n";
echo "\n";
echo "the main lobby channel is #meta. you must log in with nickserv to speak there.\n";
echo "to get registered, run /quote ns help register or read our wiki:\n";
echo "check out or run /list to find other channels\n";
echo "/join #helpdesk if you need assistance\n";
echo "\n";
echo "check out #tilderadio for our internet radio station!\n";
echo "\n";
echo "please see our etiquette guidelines:\n";
echo "\n";
echo " ~~ be excellent to each other ~~";