convert taglines.txt to utf8

taglines.txt

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
-þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
+þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
 'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
   * BLANK *
 ! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
 "My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
 "Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice
 "No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'."
-"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð"
+"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð"
 "Open the pod door please, Hal"
 "Paper will put up with anything written on it"
 "Picard Hood # Captain of Teas"
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@ $$  MONEY TALKS!  MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!"  $$
 (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
 (Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice
 (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
-* <-Tribble  ù <-Tribble after a close shave
+* <-Tribble  ù <-Tribble after a close shave
 * Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000
 * I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it!
 *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
@@ -152,13 +152,13 @@ $$  MONEY TALKS!  MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!"  $$
 *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
 *Neat* people never make exciting discoveries
 *REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern..    (::)
-- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® -
-- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® -
-- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® -
-- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® -
+- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® -
+- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® -
+- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® -
+- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® -
 ---- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
 ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
----- þ This is the mother of all taglines
+---- þ This is the mother of all taglines
 -------- The information went data way -------->
 ------------ Detach below this line -------------
 ------> Engage.........
@@ -194,7 +194,7 @@ $$  MONEY TALKS!  MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!"  $$
 ...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather!
 ...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too!
 ..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
-/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\   Camel in a valley, walking north.
+/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\   Camel in a valley, walking north.
 1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
 1 each miscellaneous tagline.  Read if you must.
 1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation.
@@ -220,7 +220,7 @@ $$  MONEY TALKS!  MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!"  $$
 4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again!
 50 states, and I had to pick this one!
 57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference
-5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy
+5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy
 80586 microprocessor are for cooking...
 911 is not dial-a-taxi
 98% of all statistics are useless.
@@ -339,7 +339,7 @@ A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
 A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
 A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished.
 A sharp tongue cuts its own throat.
-A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
+A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
 A smile is the whisper of a laugh.
 A society gets the teenagers it deserves.
 A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
@@ -473,7 +473,7 @@ Another Visitor!... Stay Awhile!... Stay Forever!
 Another day and still I owe the Govt.
 Another day, another job hopelessly botched!
 Another deadline, another miracle....
-Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ
+Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ
 Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
 Any ...ism causes schism!!!
 Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love
@@ -638,7 +638,7 @@ Blind faith is ignorance in drag.
 Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
 Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier!
 Blood is the lubricant of ignorance.
-Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ
+Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ
 Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
 Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game...
 Bluff means never having to sway your story.
@@ -652,7 +652,7 @@ Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
 Born to be cuddled.
 Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever
 Both my money & my daughter go to college.
-Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
+Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
 Boy:  A noise with dirt on it
 Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
 Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
@@ -766,7 +766,7 @@ Carl Sagan as a child:"Gee,there must be hundreds of em!"
 Carpe that diem sucker!
 Carpenters are always on the level.
 Catch the SEVENTH Wave!
-Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå
+Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå
 Cats are people with fur and fangs
 Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
 Cats:  Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
@@ -999,7 +999,7 @@ Do expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!
 Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped?
 Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~
 Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
-Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them.
+Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them.
 Do not disturb.  Already disturbed.
 Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
 Do not fold, spindle, or mutate...
@@ -1096,7 +1096,7 @@ Download method: <M>orse code, <S>emaphore, <T>elepathy
 Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky
 Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing
 Dream.....when reality is too good to be true!
-Drilling for oil is boring þ
+Drilling for oil is boring þ
 Drink your big black cow and get outta here!
 Drinking weeds out weak neurons.
 Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
@@ -1216,11 +1216,11 @@ F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
 FORD : Fix or Repair Daily.
 Facts Are Created When They Are Altered!
 Facts Persist When They Are Altered!
-Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
+Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
 Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
 Faith without knowledge is blind....
 Farflungnoodle:  mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze...
-Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind...
+Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind...
 Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found
 Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
 Fathers are important people, too!
@@ -1228,7 +1228,7 @@ Faux pas (fo paz); pl. 1. OOPS 2. Four paws, See CAT, n.
 Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software!
 Feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
 Feel free to share this tag line with others.
-Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ
+Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ
 Feel lucky????  Update your software!
 Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop!
 Feet Smell?  Nose Run?  Hey, you're upside down!
@@ -1337,7 +1337,7 @@ God is REAL -unless you declare Him an INTEGER.
 God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God
 God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
 God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
-God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at?
+God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at?
 God's last name is not damn.
 God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33
 Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh.
@@ -1426,7 +1426,7 @@ Have you punched a racist today?
 Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
 Have you seen this Tagline?  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
 Have you spoken to a Turing machine today?
-Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna
+Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna
 Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole
 He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory.
 He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke.
@@ -1468,7 +1468,7 @@ Hell no I don't know!
 Hell with World. I can make my own people!
 Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere?
 Hello officer, licence and registration, sure
-Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
+Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
 Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining!
 Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER
 Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
@@ -1652,7 +1652,7 @@ I hate BBSing.
 I hate it when that happens!
 I have a disk ache!
 I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
-I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ
+I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ
 I have a watch cat!  Just break in and she'll watch.
 I have an attitude and I know how to use it
 I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
@@ -1790,7 +1790,7 @@ I'm a programmer and I'm OK
 I'm a sucker for octopus
 I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
 I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
-I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard
+I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard
 I'm building a pig from a kit.
 I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams......
 I'm efficient.  I finished my 2-week diet in three days.
@@ -1933,7 +1933,7 @@ If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
 If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant.
-If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
+If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
 If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
 If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
 If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot
@@ -2045,7 +2045,7 @@ Is Taco Bell really the Mexican phone company?
 Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe?
 Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
 Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
-Is computer science? þ
+Is computer science? þ
 Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm?
 Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
 Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood.
@@ -2133,7 +2133,7 @@ Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
 Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse
 Jobba the Hut was a slug!
 Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet
-Johnson & Johnson Tagline:  ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
+Johnson & Johnson Tagline:  ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
 Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!
 Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk?
 Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.
@@ -2182,7 +2182,7 @@ Knowledge IS Power
 Kuwait:  Between Iraq and a hard place...
 LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
 LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
-LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!!
+LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!!
 LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
 Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those !
 Lady, control yourself. I'm online here...
@@ -2235,7 +2235,7 @@ Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first.
 Life would be easier with the "Source Code".
 Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers!
 Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute!
-Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
+Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
 Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
 Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute.
 Life...don't talk to me about life.
@@ -2371,7 +2371,7 @@ Mondays can be hell if you let them!
 Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
 Money has its own set of rules...
 Money is a good servant but a bad master.
-Money is the root of all wealth þ
+Money is the root of all wealth þ
 Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
 Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
 Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
@@ -2457,18 +2457,18 @@ My very earnest mother just served us nine pickles.
 My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care.
 My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!"
 NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse
-NAK NAK  Who's there?  Î#ÛEÆ)  NO CARRIER
+NAK NAK  Who's there?  Î#ÛEÆ)  NO CARRIER
 NEW YORK CITY!     get a rope
 NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!"
 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
 NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
-NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
-NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget
-NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless.
-NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
-NR] þ My computer NEVER loc
-NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification
-NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
+NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
+NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget
+NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless.
+NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
+NR] þ My computer NEVER loc
+NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification
+NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
 Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork.
 National Security My <CENSORED> !!
 National Security:  inevitable excuse of the oppressors.
@@ -2491,7 +2491,7 @@ Never break your bread or roll in your soup.
 Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
 Never eat more than you can lift.
 Never eat yellow snow.
-Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist! þ
+Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist! þ
 Never invest in anything that eats.
 Never judge a man by his taglines.
 Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
@@ -2756,7 +2756,7 @@ Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
 Photographers are great in dark rooms
 Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
 Pi R squared. Nooo!  Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
-Pi r not ý.  Pi r ROUND.  Cornbread r ý.
+Pi r not ý.  Pi r ROUND.  Cornbread r ý.
 Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't.
 Pile drivers use pier pressure...
 Pinch me I think I'm awake..
@@ -3003,7 +3003,7 @@ Show a little faith!  There's magic in the night.
 Show respect for age:  Dring Good Scotch for a change!
 Shun those who peddle hatred.
 Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
-Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ
+Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ
 Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
 Simon says, "Reboot!"
 Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
@@ -3098,7 +3098,7 @@ Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out?
 Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking
 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
 Success comes in a can.  Failure comes in a can not.
-Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence
+Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence
 Such a bloody experience - never again!
 Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom...
 Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
@@ -3126,7 +3126,7 @@ TEST one, two, this thing on?
 TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome...
 Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in
 Tag - you're it!
-Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug
+Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug
 Tag me with a spoon.
 Tag, tag, tag...  All you ever do is tag.
 Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all!
@@ -3173,7 +3173,7 @@ That which is essential is invisible to the eye.
 That will be twelve dollars please
 That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun!
 That's it! What do you guys think?
-That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski
+That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski
 That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
 That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
 That's what you *think* I said ...
@@ -3217,7 +3217,7 @@ The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
 The beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
 The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
 The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
-The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý
+The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý
 The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
 The best writing never appears.
 The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
@@ -3312,7 +3312,7 @@ The work of righteousness shall be peace.
 The world is a complicated place, Hobbes
 The world is coming to an end.  Please logoff.
 The worst prison would be a closed heart.
-The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
+The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
 The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
 The writing on the forehead can never be effaced.
 The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
@@ -3333,7 +3333,7 @@ There is no education like adversity.
 There is no gravity.  The earth sucks.
 There is no time like Pizza Time
 There is no time like the pleasant.
-There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data
+There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data
 There must be a better way than STEALING taglines...
 There must be an easier way to wire the world!
 There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all...
@@ -3409,7 +3409,7 @@ This tagline is a treasure from my collection
 This tagline is an unregistered evaluation copy!
 This tagline is erroneous - and WRONG too!
 This tagline is old, worn out and been stolen 321 times!
-This tagline is only « finished.  The rest of it is
+This tagline is only « finished.  The rest of it is
 This tagline is pure fiction...
 This tagline is true, but cannot be proven.
 This tagline is umop apisdn
@@ -3765,7 +3765,7 @@ Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
 Why I otta...!
 Why Is An Orange Orange???
 Why Window when there's DV
-Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨
+Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨
 Why are you reading this?  Message is above.
 Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
 Why ask why?
@@ -3827,10 +3827,10 @@ WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
 Words Are Never Equal To The Reality!
 Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you!
 World ends at 3pm; details at 5....
-Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ   NO CARRIER
+Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ   NO CARRIER
 Would someone please lend me a tag line?
 Would you believe?.......
-Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data
+Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data
 Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree?
 Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply?
 Wow.. This computer thing is intense...
@@ -3868,7 +3868,7 @@ You are not free to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater
 You are only coming through in waves
 You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
 You are special in the nicest sort of way!
-You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi
+You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi
 You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
 You can buy friendship only with friendship.
 You can do anything but stay away from my tagline!
@@ -3932,7 +3932,7 @@ You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
 You've got a good head on my shoulders.
 Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest
 Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
-Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski
+Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski
 Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me!
 Your empty file directory has been deleted.
 Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting.
@@ -3955,7 +3955,7 @@ behind the glass stands a real blade of grass
 char (*(*x())[])()
 computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator
 dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!!
-eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file:  Take fewer bytes
+eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file:  Take fewer bytes
 etaoin shrdlu
 evolved again secular humanist
 fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout);
@@ -3986,12 +3986,12 @@ this tagline contains subliminals
 time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
 yes, scrabbled eggs please.
 {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
-¨yas eh d'tahW.  ¨mih raeh uoy diD
-¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
-²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win!
-   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft   Â
-ÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄ  ÄÄÄÄ  ( multiple taglines)
-ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
-ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ
-ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
+¨yas eh d'tahW.  ¨mih raeh uoy diD
+¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
+²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win!
+   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft   Â
+ÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄÄÄÄÄ   ÄÄ  ÄÄÄÄ  ( multiple taglines)
+ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
+ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ
+ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
 you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park