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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
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'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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* BLANK *
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* BLANK *
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! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
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! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
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"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
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"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
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"Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice
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"Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice
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"No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'."
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"No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'."
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"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð"
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"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð"
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"Open the pod door please, Hal"
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"Open the pod door please, Hal"
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"Paper will put up with anything written on it"
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"Paper will put up with anything written on it"
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"Picard Hood # Captain of Teas"
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"Picard Hood # Captain of Teas"
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
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(Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice
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(Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice
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(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
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(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
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* <-Tribble ù <-Tribble after a close shave
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* <-Tribble ù <-Tribble after a close shave
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* Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000
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* Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000
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* I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it!
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* I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it!
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*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
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*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
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*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
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*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
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*Neat* people never make exciting discoveries
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*Neat* people never make exciting discoveries
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*REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern.. (::)
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*REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern.. (::)
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- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® -
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- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® -
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- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® -
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- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® -
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- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® -
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- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® -
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- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® -
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- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® -
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---- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
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---- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
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---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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---- þ This is the mother of all taglines
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---- þ This is the mother of all taglines
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-------- The information went data way -------->
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-------- The information went data way -------->
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------------ Detach below this line -------------
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------------ Detach below this line -------------
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------> Engage.........
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------> Engage.........
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...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather!
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...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather!
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...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too!
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...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too!
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..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
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..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
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/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
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/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
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1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
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1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
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1 each miscellaneous tagline. Read if you must.
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1 each miscellaneous tagline. Read if you must.
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1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation.
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1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation.
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4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again!
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4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again!
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50 states, and I had to pick this one!
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50 states, and I had to pick this one!
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57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference
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57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference
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5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy
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5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy
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80586 microprocessor are for cooking...
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80586 microprocessor are for cooking...
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911 is not dial-a-taxi
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911 is not dial-a-taxi
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98% of all statistics are useless.
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98% of all statistics are useless.
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
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A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished.
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A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished.
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A sharp tongue cuts its own throat.
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A sharp tongue cuts its own throat.
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A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
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A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
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A smile is the whisper of a laugh.
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A smile is the whisper of a laugh.
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A society gets the teenagers it deserves.
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A society gets the teenagers it deserves.
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A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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Another day and still I owe the Govt.
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Another day and still I owe the Govt.
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Another day, another job hopelessly botched!
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Another day, another job hopelessly botched!
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Another deadline, another miracle....
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Another deadline, another miracle....
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Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ
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Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ
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Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
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Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
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Any ...ism causes schism!!!
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Any ...ism causes schism!!!
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Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love
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Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love
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Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
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Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier!
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier!
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Blood is the lubricant of ignorance.
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Blood is the lubricant of ignorance.
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ
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Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
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Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
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Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game...
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Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game...
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Bluff means never having to sway your story.
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Bluff means never having to sway your story.
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Born to be cuddled.
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Born to be cuddled.
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Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever
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Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever
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Both my money & my daughter go to college.
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Both my money & my daughter go to college.
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Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
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Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
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Boy: A noise with dirt on it
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Boy: A noise with dirt on it
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Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
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Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
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Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
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Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
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Carpe that diem sucker!
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Carpe that diem sucker!
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Carpenters are always on the level.
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Carpenters are always on the level.
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Catch the SEVENTH Wave!
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Catch the SEVENTH Wave!
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Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå
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Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå
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Cats are people with fur and fangs
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Cats are people with fur and fangs
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Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
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Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
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Cats: Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
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Cats: Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
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Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped?
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Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped?
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~
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Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
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Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
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Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them.
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Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them.
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Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
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Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
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Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
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Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
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Do not fold, spindle, or mutate...
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Do not fold, spindle, or mutate...
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Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky
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Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky
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Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing
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Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing
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Dream.....when reality is too good to be true!
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Dream.....when reality is too good to be true!
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Drilling for oil is boring þ
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Drilling for oil is boring þ
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Drink your big black cow and get outta here!
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Drink your big black cow and get outta here!
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Drinking weeds out weak neurons.
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Drinking weeds out weak neurons.
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Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
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Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
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FORD : Fix or Repair Daily.
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FORD : Fix or Repair Daily.
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Facts Are Created When They Are Altered!
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Facts Are Created When They Are Altered!
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Facts Persist When They Are Altered!
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Facts Persist When They Are Altered!
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Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
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Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
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Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
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Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
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Faith without knowledge is blind....
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Faith without knowledge is blind....
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Farflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze...
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Farflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze...
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Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind...
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Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind...
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Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found
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Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found
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Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
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Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
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Fathers are important people, too!
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Fathers are important people, too!
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Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software!
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Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software!
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Feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
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Feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
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Feel free to share this tag line with others.
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Feel free to share this tag line with others.
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Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ
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Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ
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Feel lucky???? Update your software!
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Feel lucky???? Update your software!
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Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop!
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Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop!
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Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!
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Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!
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God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God
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God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God
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God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
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God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
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God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at?
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God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at?
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God's last name is not damn.
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God's last name is not damn.
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God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33
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God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33
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Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh.
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Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh.
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Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
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Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
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Have you seen this Tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
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Have you seen this Tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
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Have you spoken to a Turing machine today?
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Have you spoken to a Turing machine today?
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Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna
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Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna
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Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole
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Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole
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He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory.
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He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory.
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He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke.
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He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke.
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Hell with World. I can make my own people!
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Hell with World. I can make my own people!
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Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere?
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Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere?
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Hello officer, licence and registration, sure
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Hello officer, licence and registration, sure
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Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
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Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
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Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining!
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Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining!
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Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER
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Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER
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Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
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Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
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I hate it when that happens!
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I hate it when that happens!
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I have a disk ache!
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I have a disk ache!
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I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
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I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
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I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ
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I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ
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I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
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I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
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I have an attitude and I know how to use it
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I have an attitude and I know how to use it
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I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
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I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
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I'm a sucker for octopus
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I'm a sucker for octopus
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I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
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I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
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I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
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I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
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I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard
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I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard
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I'm building a pig from a kit.
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I'm building a pig from a kit.
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I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams......
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I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams......
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I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days.
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I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
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If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
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If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant.
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If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant.
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If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
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If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
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If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
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If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
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If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot
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If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot
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Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe?
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Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe?
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Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
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Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
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Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
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Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
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Is computer science? þ
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Is computer science? þ
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Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm?
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Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm?
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Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
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Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
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Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood.
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Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood.
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Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse
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Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse
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Jobba the Hut was a slug!
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Jobba the Hut was a slug!
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Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet
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Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet
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Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
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Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
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Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!
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Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!
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Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk?
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Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk?
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Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.
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Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.
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Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place...
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Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place...
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LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
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LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
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LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
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LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
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LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!!
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LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!!
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LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
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LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
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Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those !
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Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those !
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Lady, control yourself. I'm online here...
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Lady, control yourself. I'm online here...
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Life would be easier with the "Source Code".
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Life would be easier with the "Source Code".
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Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers!
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Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers!
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Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute!
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Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute!
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Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
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Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
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Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
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Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
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Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute.
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Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute.
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Life...don't talk to me about life.
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Life...don't talk to me about life.
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Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
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Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
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Money has its own set of rules...
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Money has its own set of rules...
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Money is a good servant but a bad master.
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Money is a good servant but a bad master.
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Money is the root of all wealth þ
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Money is the root of all wealth þ
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Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
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Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
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Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
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Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
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Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
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Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
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My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care.
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My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care.
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My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!"
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My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!"
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NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse
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NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse
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NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
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NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
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NEW YORK CITY! get a rope
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NEW YORK CITY! get a rope
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NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!"
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NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!"
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
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NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
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NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
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NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
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NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget
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NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget
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NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless.
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NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless.
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NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
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NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
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NR] þ My computer NEVER loc
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NR] þ My computer NEVER loc
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NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification
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NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification
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NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
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NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
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Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork.
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Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork.
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National Security My <CENSORED> !!
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National Security My <CENSORED> !!
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National Security: inevitable excuse of the oppressors.
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National Security: inevitable excuse of the oppressors.
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Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
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Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Never eat yellow snow.
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Never eat yellow snow.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ
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Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ
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Never invest in anything that eats.
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Never invest in anything that eats.
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Never judge a man by his taglines.
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Never judge a man by his taglines.
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Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
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Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
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@ -2756,7 +2756,7 @@ Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
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Photographers are great in dark rooms
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Photographers are great in dark rooms
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Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
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Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
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Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
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Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
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Pi r not ý. Pi r ROUND. Cornbread r ý.
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Pi r not ý. Pi r ROUND. Cornbread r ý.
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Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't.
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Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't.
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Pile drivers use pier pressure...
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Pile drivers use pier pressure...
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Pinch me I think I'm awake..
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Pinch me I think I'm awake..
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@ -3003,7 +3003,7 @@ Show a little faith! There's magic in the night.
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Show respect for age: Dring Good Scotch for a change!
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Show respect for age: Dring Good Scotch for a change!
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Shun those who peddle hatred.
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Shun those who peddle hatred.
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Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ
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Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ
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Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
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Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
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Simon says, "Reboot!"
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Simon says, "Reboot!"
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Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
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Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
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@ -3098,7 +3098,7 @@ Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out?
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Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking
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Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
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Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
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Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence
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Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence
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Such a bloody experience - never again!
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Such a bloody experience - never again!
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Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom...
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Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom...
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
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@ -3126,7 +3126,7 @@ TEST one, two, this thing on?
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TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome...
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TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome...
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Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in
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Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in
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Tag - you're it!
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Tag - you're it!
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Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug
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Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug
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Tag me with a spoon.
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Tag me with a spoon.
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Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag.
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Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag.
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Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all!
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Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all!
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@ -3173,7 +3173,7 @@ That which is essential is invisible to the eye.
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That will be twelve dollars please
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That will be twelve dollars please
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That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun!
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That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun!
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That's it! What do you guys think?
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That's it! What do you guys think?
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That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski
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That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski
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That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
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That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
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That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
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That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
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That's what you *think* I said ...
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That's what you *think* I said ...
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@ -3217,7 +3217,7 @@ The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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The beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
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The beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
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The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
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The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
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The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
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The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
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The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý
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The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý
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The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
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The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
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The best writing never appears.
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The best writing never appears.
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The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
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The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
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@ -3312,7 +3312,7 @@ The work of righteousness shall be peace.
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The world is a complicated place, Hobbes
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The world is a complicated place, Hobbes
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The world is coming to an end. Please logoff.
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The world is coming to an end. Please logoff.
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The worst prison would be a closed heart.
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The worst prison would be a closed heart.
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The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
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The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
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The writing on the forehead can never be effaced.
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The writing on the forehead can never be effaced.
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The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
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The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
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@ -3333,7 +3333,7 @@ There is no education like adversity.
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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There is no time like Pizza Time
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There is no time like Pizza Time
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data
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There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data
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There must be a better way than STEALING taglines...
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There must be a better way than STEALING taglines...
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There must be an easier way to wire the world!
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There must be an easier way to wire the world!
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There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all...
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There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all...
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@ -3409,7 +3409,7 @@ This tagline is a treasure from my collection
|
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This tagline is an unregistered evaluation copy!
|
This tagline is an unregistered evaluation copy!
|
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This tagline is erroneous - and WRONG too!
|
This tagline is erroneous - and WRONG too!
|
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This tagline is old, worn out and been stolen 321 times!
|
This tagline is old, worn out and been stolen 321 times!
|
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This tagline is only « finished. The rest of it is
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This tagline is only « finished. The rest of it is
|
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This tagline is pure fiction...
|
This tagline is pure fiction...
|
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This tagline is true, but cannot be proven.
|
This tagline is true, but cannot be proven.
|
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This tagline is umop apisdn
|
This tagline is umop apisdn
|
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@ -3765,7 +3765,7 @@ Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
|
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Why I otta...!
|
Why I otta...!
|
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Why Is An Orange Orange???
|
Why Is An Orange Orange???
|
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Why Window when there's DV
|
Why Window when there's DV
|
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Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨
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Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨
|
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Why are you reading this? Message is above.
|
Why are you reading this? Message is above.
|
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Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
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Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
|
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Why ask why?
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Why ask why?
|
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|
@ -3827,10 +3827,10 @@ WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
|
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Words Are Never Equal To The Reality!
|
Words Are Never Equal To The Reality!
|
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Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you!
|
Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you!
|
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World ends at 3pm; details at 5....
|
World ends at 3pm; details at 5....
|
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Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ NO CARRIER
|
Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ NO CARRIER
|
||||||
Would someone please lend me a tag line?
|
Would someone please lend me a tag line?
|
||||||
Would you believe?.......
|
Would you believe?.......
|
||||||
Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data
|
Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data
|
||||||
Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree?
|
Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree?
|
||||||
Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply?
|
Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply?
|
||||||
Wow.. This computer thing is intense...
|
Wow.. This computer thing is intense...
|
||||||
|
@ -3868,7 +3868,7 @@ You are not free to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater
|
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You are only coming through in waves
|
You are only coming through in waves
|
||||||
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
|
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
|
||||||
You are special in the nicest sort of way!
|
You are special in the nicest sort of way!
|
||||||
You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi
|
You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi
|
||||||
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
|
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
|
||||||
You can buy friendship only with friendship.
|
You can buy friendship only with friendship.
|
||||||
You can do anything but stay away from my tagline!
|
You can do anything but stay away from my tagline!
|
||||||
|
@ -3932,7 +3932,7 @@ You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
|
||||||
You've got a good head on my shoulders.
|
You've got a good head on my shoulders.
|
||||||
Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest
|
Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest
|
||||||
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
|
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
|
||||||
Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski
|
Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski
|
||||||
Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me!
|
Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me!
|
||||||
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
|
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
|
||||||
Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting.
|
Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting.
|
||||||
|
@ -3955,7 +3955,7 @@ behind the glass stands a real blade of grass
|
||||||
char (*(*x())[])()
|
char (*(*x())[])()
|
||||||
computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator
|
computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator
|
||||||
dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!!
|
dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!!
|
||||||
eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes
|
eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes
|
||||||
etaoin shrdlu
|
etaoin shrdlu
|
||||||
evolved again secular humanist
|
evolved again secular humanist
|
||||||
fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout);
|
fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout);
|
||||||
|
@ -3986,12 +3986,12 @@ this tagline contains subliminals
|
||||||
time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
|
time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
|
||||||
yes, scrabbled eggs please.
|
yes, scrabbled eggs please.
|
||||||
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
|
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
|
||||||
¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD
|
¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD
|
||||||
¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
|
¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
|
||||||
²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win!
|
²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win!
|
||||||
   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft   Â
|
   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft   Â
|
||||||
ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ( multiple taglines)
|
ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ( multiple taglines)
|
||||||
ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
|
ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
|
||||||
ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ
|
ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ
|
||||||
ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
|
ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
|
||||||
you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
|
you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
|
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