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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
!! (G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !!
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#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
$$ MONEY TALKS! MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!" $$
'Cause It's A Mystery!
'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
'DINNER'S READY!' Ok I'll be right there.......
'Exit, pursued by a bear.'
'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
@ -260,8 +258,8 @@ A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know.
A big enough hammer fixes anything.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
@ -274,8 +272,8 @@ A cat has both four feet and fore feet
A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind (mine).
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A closed mind gathers no facts.
A closed mouth gathers no feet!
A day without sunshine is like night.
@ -286,9 +284,9 @@ A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A floppy disk is an immature hard disk.
A flow of words is not proof of wisdom.
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are my kind of customer
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
A fool must now and then be right, by chance
A friend's helping hand is no bad thing...
A gentleman never heard the story before.
@ -312,8 +310,8 @@ A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding.
A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme
A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits.
A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
A mind...a terrible thing to lose.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
@ -368,9 +366,9 @@ ASCII and ye shall receive.
Abolish procrastination...tomorrow.
Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ?
Abort, Retry, Gag!
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, or Implode
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish?
Absense makes the heart go yonder.
Abused kids: Unseen they suffer, unseen they cry...
Accident: the greatest of all inventors...
@ -486,8 +484,8 @@ Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read..
Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
Anything goes (well, sorta).
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
Apollo Contraceptives: Every reentry safe as the first.
Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
Apt natural. I have a gub.
@ -939,8 +937,8 @@ De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets!
Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
Death By Stereo!!!
Death is just Nature's way of killing you.
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
Debetne multum aquae subter esse?
Decadence: n. ten years of ignorance.
Decriminalize Freedom.
@ -1026,8 +1024,8 @@ Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell?
Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?
Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under OS/2!
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
Doin' my part to preserve order in the universe...
Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job!
Don't Ask Me...I'm Making This Up As I go!
@ -1193,8 +1191,8 @@ Everything changes except change itself.
Everything here is right, but it could go wrong.
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.
Everything you know is wrong.
Everything you know is wrong!
Everything you know is wrong.
Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again
Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Places
Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die
@ -1379,10 +1377,10 @@ Gun Control is a tight pattern ( ( (::) ) )
Gun Control is hitting your target with the first shot...
Gun control: Sharp eye, Steady hand and squeeze.
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
Guns don't kill...bullets do.
HAVE AN AFFAIR. IT WILL HELP BREAK UP THE MONOGAMY.
HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's!
@ -1418,8 +1416,8 @@ Have You Hugged Your Child Today? [For Adults Only]
Have a nice day, elsewhere.
Have a tagline? Leave a tagline. Need a tagline? take a t
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
Have you hugged your kids today?
Have you hugged your fire lizard today? <G>
Have you hugged your kids today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco
Have you punched a racist today?
@ -1441,8 +1439,8 @@ He meant well, or at least he meant SOMETHING.
He slimed me! Ghostbusters
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
He was as tough as a two dollar steak
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who join nudist club pay no cover charge.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
@ -1460,8 +1458,8 @@ Heart's in the right place. Lord knows where his mind is
Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go!
Hell Hath No Pizza
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Hell hath no fury like the attorney of a woman scorned.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Hell hath no pizza...probably no Thai restaurants,either!
Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
Hell no I don't know!
@ -1725,8 +1723,8 @@ I think my car was made in Detroit, by mess production.
I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
I think, so I am. Huh?
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I thought I was right once, but I was wrong.
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
@ -1735,8 +1733,8 @@ I thought you did the backups.
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
I tried to drown my problems They swam, I didn't!
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
I truly appreciate Ur gracious response. 10Q
I unplug for storms. It's safer that way.
@ -1744,8 +1742,8 @@ I use Windows and I don't care who knows!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
I used to be sane, but now I'm better
I used to have a good reason, but I forgot.
I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST !
I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died.
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
@ -1805,8 +1803,8 @@ I'm here to question all your answers.
I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem!
I'm in big trouble
I'm in search of myself.Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed!
I'm just a peripheral visionary.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
@ -1896,17 +1894,17 @@ If all else fails, curse the computer.
If all fails, READ THE DOCS! "
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen.
If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, you don't.
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
If at first you don't succeed, RTFM
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, you don't.
If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble?
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
If it ain't broke fix it till it is.
@ -1960,8 +1958,8 @@ If you can do it, it ain't bragging!
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can.
If you can't keep up, DRAG 'em down to your level.
If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
If you can't see this tagline, let me know.
If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume.
@ -1995,12 +1993,12 @@ Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever.
Ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
Ignorance starts a lot of good conversations.
Illegitimati non carborundum
Illiterate? Write for free information!
Illiterate? Write for free help!
Illiterate? Write for free information!
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly!
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
Impeach the President and her husband too.
Impossible: A seafood ad WITHOUT the word "succulent"
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
@ -2029,8 +2027,9 @@ Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere
Inflation: A Dollar Saved Is A Penny Earned!
Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on!
Injun not lost. Tepee lost.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
Insanity is hereditary! You get it from your children!
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
Intel does it one segment at a time.
Interchangeable devices won't.
Invertebrate punster - so slug me!
@ -2360,8 +2359,8 @@ Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled? No Way! My Modem Is Error Correcting
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.
Mobility is Nobility.
Modem owners do it online.
Modem owners do it online!
Modem owners do it online.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modeming...a writers escape!
Moderation in warfare is imbecility.
@ -2371,9 +2370,9 @@ Mondays can be hell if you let them!
Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
Money has its own set of rules...
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
Money is the root of all wealth þ
Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
Money is the root of all wealth þ
Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
Money or Modem, they dont' mix but they do absorb.
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
@ -2440,14 +2439,14 @@ My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"!
My other brain is in the shop.
My other car is a fire engine ...
My other computer is a CRAY! (It's in the shop, tho)
My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000
My other computer is a Z80...
My other computer is a piece of s*** too.
My other computer is an IMSAI........
My other computer is an Apple!
My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000
My other computer is an IMSAI........
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My reality check just bounced.
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance
My reality check just bounced.
My sincere thanks for any input that helps!
My stair stepper goes down stairs only.
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
@ -2499,8 +2498,8 @@ Never lend money. It causes amnesia.
Never let an inanimate object defeat you.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
Never moon a werewolf.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
@ -2516,8 +2515,8 @@ Never trust a Piltdown Man with a calculator.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never trust a smiling dog
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the speed of prune juice.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never underestimate the speed of prune juice.
New Baghdad Golf Course - 18,000 Holes
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
New product? No, just a high priced upgrade!
@ -2555,8 +2554,8 @@ No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
No, Sam-I-am, I do not want green eggs and ham!
No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
No<-->strings<-->attached...No<-->strings<-->attached...
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah saved animals from the Great Flood by arcing them.
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either!
Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees.
Nobody notices when things go right.
@ -2654,8 +2653,8 @@ Old musicians never die, they just de-compose.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On election day vote early and often
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the other hand, you also have five fingers.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the raw edges of reality I stood . . .
On the scale of 3-5%, I'm 5%.
Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
@ -2687,8 +2686,8 @@ Only left-handers think right.
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling.
Only the insane take themselves seriously
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde).
Only you can prevent Echo Fires
Onward through the fog ...
@ -2751,8 +2750,8 @@ People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People with narrow minds often have broad tongues.
Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables.
Petty laws breed great crimes.
Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
Petty laws breed great crimes.
Photographers are great in dark rooms
Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
@ -3263,9 +3262,9 @@ The minstrel boy to the war has gone..
The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.
The more I see of man, the better I like dogs.
The more we share.....the more we have.
The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets
The more you run over a dog, the flatter it gets
The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
The more you run over a skunk, the dumber you are.
The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship.-
The number you have reached is not in service !
@ -3283,9 +3282,9 @@ The power of Thought - the magic of the Mind.
The procrastinators anonymous meeting was delayed......
The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
The right to bear arms-the right to be free
The road to success is paved with grovel...
The road to success is often under construction...
The road to success is always under construction
The road to success is often under construction...
The road to success is paved with grovel...
The roar of the greasepaint-the smell of the crowd
The rules for today's engagement are as follows:
The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
@ -3453,8 +3452,8 @@ To be great is to be misunderstood.
To be or not to be...Ok, To be!
To eat is Heaven.....to digest is divine
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human. To moo, bovine.
To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
To error is human, to (a)bort is devine.
To fly: Throw yourself at the ground and miss
To get along well, dig it deep.
@ -3677,11 +3676,11 @@ When IN Doubt Ctrl H.
When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby...
When all else fails read the %&$#&@ manual
When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs!
When all else fails, use the defaults!
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, read the docs.
When all else fails, take a nap!
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, try Tequila...
When all else fails, use the defaults!
When all else fails-"Format C:"!
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
@ -3704,8 +3703,8 @@ When news breaks... We fix it.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns.
When the bad combine, the good must associate.
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM!
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM!
When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro
When the moon is in the summer sky...........
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
@ -3985,6 +3984,7 @@ the gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and
this tagline contains subliminals
time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
yes, scrabbled eggs please.
you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD
¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
@ -3994,4 +3994,4 @@ yes, scrabbled eggs please.
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ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!