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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
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'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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* BLANK *
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! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
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!! (G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !!
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#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
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$$ MONEY TALKS! MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!" $$
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'Cause It's A Mystery!
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'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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'DINNER'S READY!' Ok I'll be right there.......
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'Exit, pursued by a bear.'
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'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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@ -260,8 +258,8 @@ A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know.
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A big enough hammer fixes anything.
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A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
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A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
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A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
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A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
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A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
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A bird in the hand is dead.
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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
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A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
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A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind (mine).
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
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A closed mind gathers no facts.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet!
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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A feature is a bug with seniority.
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A floppy disk is an immature hard disk.
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A flow of words is not proof of wisdom.
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A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
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A fool and his money are my best friends!
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A fool and his money are my kind of customer
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A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
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A fool must now and then be right, by chance
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A friend's helping hand is no bad thing...
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A gentleman never heard the story before.
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@ -312,8 +310,8 @@ A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
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A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
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A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding.
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A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme
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A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
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A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits.
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A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
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A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
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A mind...a terrible thing to lose.
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A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
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Abolish procrastination...tomorrow.
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Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ?
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Abort, Retry, Gag!
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish?
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, or Implode
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish?
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Absense makes the heart go yonder.
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Abused kids: Unseen they suffer, unseen they cry...
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Accident: the greatest of all inventors...
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Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read..
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Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
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Anything goes (well, sorta).
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
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Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do.
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
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Apollo Contraceptives: Every reentry safe as the first.
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Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
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Apt natural. I have a gub.
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@ -939,8 +937,8 @@ De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets!
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Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
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Death By Stereo!!!
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Death is just Nature's way of killing you.
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Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
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Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
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Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
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Debetne multum aquae subter esse?
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Decadence: n. ten years of ignorance.
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Decriminalize Freedom.
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Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?
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Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer
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Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
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Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
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Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under OS/2!
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Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
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Doin' my part to preserve order in the universe...
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Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job!
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Don't Ask Me...I'm Making This Up As I go!
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Everything here is right, but it could go wrong.
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Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
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Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.
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Everything you know is wrong.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Everything you know is wrong.
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Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again
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Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Places
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Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die
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Gun Control is hitting your target with the first shot...
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Gun control: Sharp eye, Steady hand and squeeze.
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Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
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Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
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Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
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Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
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Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
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Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
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Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
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Guns don't kill...bullets do.
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HAVE AN AFFAIR. IT WILL HELP BREAK UP THE MONOGAMY.
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HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's!
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Have a nice day, elsewhere.
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Have a tagline? Leave a tagline. Need a tagline? take a t
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Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
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Have you hugged your kids today?
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Have you hugged your fire lizard today? <G>
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Have you hugged your kids today?
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Have you hugged your motherboard today?
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Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco
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Have you punched a racist today?
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He slimed me! Ghostbusters
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He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
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He was as tough as a two dollar steak
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He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
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He who dies with the most software WINS!
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He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
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He who join nudist club pay no cover charge.
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He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.
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Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go!
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Hell Hath No Pizza
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Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
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Hell hath no fury like the attorney of a woman scorned.
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Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
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Hell hath no pizza...probably no Thai restaurants,either!
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Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
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Hell no I don't know!
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I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind
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I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
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I think, so I am. Huh?
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I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
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I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
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I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
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I thought I was right once, but I was wrong.
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
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I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
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I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
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I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
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I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
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I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
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I tried to drown my problems They swam, I didn't!
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I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
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I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
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I truly appreciate Ur gracious response. 10Q
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I unplug for storms. It's safer that way.
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
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I used to be sane, but now I'm better
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I used to have a good reason, but I forgot.
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I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
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I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST !
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I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
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I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died.
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I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
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I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
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I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem!
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I'm in big trouble
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I'm in search of myself.Have you seen me anywhere?
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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
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I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it?
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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
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I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed!
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I'm just a peripheral visionary.
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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
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If all fails, READ THE DOCS! "
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If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
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If anything can go wrong, it will.
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If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
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If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen.
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If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
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If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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If at first you don't succeed, you don't.
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If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
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If at first you don't succeed, RTFM
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If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
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If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version.
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If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
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If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If at first you don't succeed, you don't.
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If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble?
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If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
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If it ain't broke fix it till it is.
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If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
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If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can.
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If you can't keep up, DRAG 'em down to your level.
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If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
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If you can't make it good, make it big.
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If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
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If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
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If you can't see this tagline, let me know.
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If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume.
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Ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
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Ignorance starts a lot of good conversations.
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Illegitimati non carborundum
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Illiterate? Write for free information!
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Illiterate? Write for free help!
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Illiterate? Write for free information!
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
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Imagination is the highest kite one can fly!
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Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
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Impeach the President and her husband too.
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Impossible: A seafood ad WITHOUT the word "succulent"
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Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
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Inflation: A Dollar Saved Is A Penny Earned!
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Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on!
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Injun not lost. Tepee lost.
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Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
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Insanity is hereditary! You get it from your children!
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Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
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Intel does it one segment at a time.
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Interchangeable devices won't.
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Invertebrate punster - so slug me!
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Misspelled? No Way! My Modem Is Error Correcting
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Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.
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Mobility is Nobility.
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Modem owners do it online.
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Modem owners do it online!
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Modem owners do it online.
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Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
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Modeming...a writers escape!
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Moderation in warfare is imbecility.
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Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
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Money has its own set of rules...
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Money is a good servant but a bad master.
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Money is the root of all wealth þ
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Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
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Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
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Money is the root of all wealth þ
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Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
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Money or Modem, they dont' mix but they do absorb.
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Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
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My other brain is in the shop.
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My other car is a fire engine ...
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My other computer is a CRAY! (It's in the shop, tho)
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My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000
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My other computer is a Z80...
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My other computer is a piece of s*** too.
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My other computer is an IMSAI........
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My other computer is an Apple!
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My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000
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My other computer is an IMSAI........
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My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
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My reality check just bounced.
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My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance
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My reality check just bounced.
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My sincere thanks for any input that helps!
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My stair stepper goes down stairs only.
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My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
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Never let an inanimate object defeat you.
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Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
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Never mind the facts - I know what I know
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Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
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Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
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Never moon a werewolf.
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
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Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
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Never trust a smiling dog
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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
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Never underestimate the speed of prune juice.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Never underestimate the speed of prune juice.
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New Baghdad Golf Course - 18,000 Holes
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New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
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New product? No, just a high priced upgrade!
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No, Sam-I-am, I do not want green eggs and ham!
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No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
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No<-->strings<-->attached...No<-->strings<-->attached...
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Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
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Noah saved animals from the Great Flood by arcing them.
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Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
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Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either!
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Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees.
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Nobody notices when things go right.
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Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
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On a clear disk you can seek forever
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On election day vote early and often
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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On the other hand, you also have five fingers.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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On the raw edges of reality I stood . . .
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On the scale of 3-5%, I'm 5%.
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Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
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Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
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Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling.
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Only the insane take themselves seriously
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Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
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Only the mediocre are always at their best.
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Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
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Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde).
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Only you can prevent Echo Fires
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Onward through the fog ...
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People with narrow minds often have broad tongues.
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Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
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Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables.
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Petty laws breed great crimes.
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Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
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Petty laws breed great crimes.
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Photographers are great in dark rooms
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Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
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Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
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The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.
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The more I see of man, the better I like dogs.
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The more we share.....the more we have.
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The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
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The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets
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The more you run over a dog, the flatter it gets
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The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
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The more you run over a skunk, the dumber you are.
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The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship.-
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The number you have reached is not in service !
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The procrastinators anonymous meeting was delayed......
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The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
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The right to bear arms-the right to be free
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The road to success is paved with grovel...
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The road to success is often under construction...
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The road to success is always under construction
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The road to success is often under construction...
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The road to success is paved with grovel...
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The roar of the greasepaint-the smell of the crowd
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The rules for today's engagement are as follows:
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The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
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To be or not to be...Ok, To be!
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To eat is Heaven.....to digest is divine
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To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
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To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
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To err is human. To moo, bovine.
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To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
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To error is human, to (a)bort is devine.
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To fly: Throw yourself at the ground and miss
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To get along well, dig it deep.
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When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby...
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When all else fails read the %&$#&@ manual
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When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs!
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When all else fails, use the defaults!
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When all else fails, read the directions.
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When all else fails, read the docs.
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When all else fails, take a nap!
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When all else fails, read the directions.
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When all else fails, try Tequila...
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When all else fails, use the defaults!
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When all else fails-"Format C:"!
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When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
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When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
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When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns.
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When the bad combine, the good must associate.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
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When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM!
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When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
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When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM!
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When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro
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When the moon is in the summer sky...........
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When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
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@ -3985,6 +3984,7 @@ the gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and
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this tagline contains subliminals
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time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
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yes, scrabbled eggs please.
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you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
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{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
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¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD
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¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
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@ -3994,4 +3994,4 @@ yes, scrabbled eggs please.
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ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
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ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
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you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
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