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< h1 align = "center" > < marquee > Welcome to the Commonhealth of Casakhstan< / marquee > < / h1 >
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< img border = "0" src = "images/logo.gif" alt = "Coat of arms of the Commonhealth of Casakhstan" width = "171" height = "222" style = "float: right; margin-left: 5px" >
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< p align = "left" > We are a digital nation, committed to the health and welfare of
our citizens. Founded on the belief that people deserve life and health and to
be able to say < b > FUCK< / b > the establishment!< / p >
< p align = "right" > < font face = "Times New Roman" > — ~marcus, Minister of Foreign
Affairs, 2021-04-22< / font > < / p >
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< p > The Commonhealth of Casakhstan started as as a group of basements in a
typical American neighborhood, connected together using tunnels. We evicted our
own landlords, killed the < abbr title = "Homeowners Association" > HOA< / abbr > , and took back control over our lives.
In the event of the landlords, or of other neoliberal constructs, coming back
for us, our basement headquarters will protect us.< / p >
< p > We noticed the
grand success that was the anti-globalist move that the sailors on the < i > Ever
Given< / i > ship made by blocking the Suez Canal. The Egyptian authorities then
tried to seize this ship, this means of counter-consumerism, something which we
cannot consider acceptable. We therefore took control of the ship and turned it
into our own nation.< / p >
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< img border = "0" src = "images/boat.gif" alt = "The Casakhstan's ship, the Ever Given" width = "640" height = "427" > < br / >
☭ powered by communism< br / >
福 steered by luck< br / >
🏳️🌈 commandeered by love
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< h2 > Facts and Figures< / h2 >
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< dt > Location< / dt >
< dd > Ever Given< / dd >
< dt > Currency< / dt >
< dd > < abbr title = "Not Applicable" > N/A< / abbr > < / dd >
< dt > Area< / dt >
< dd > 0 m²< / dd >
< dt > Hymn< / dt >
< dd > Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up (1987)< / dd >
< dt > Population< / dt >
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< dd > 25 permanent residents< / dd >
< dt > Offishul language< / dt >
< dd > English (Casakhstan)< / dd >
< dt > ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 country code< / dt >
< dd > < code > KT< / code > < / dd >
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< h2 > People in Charge< / h2 >
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< li > ~m455, Spokesperson< / li >
< li > ~wsinatra, Minister of Boats< / li >
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< li > < a href = "lucidiot/index.html" > ~lucidiot< / a > , Minister of Transportation Safety and Syndication, Secretary of State for Transport Safety, Secretary of State for Syndication, Ambassador to France, Chihuahuaco Subject Matter Expert, Lemon Pie Ambassador< / li >
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< li > ~elioat, Minister of Birbs< / li >
< li > ~marcus, Minister of Foreign Affairs< / li >
< li > < a href = "dozens" > ~dozens, Minister of Culture< / a > < / li >
< li > < a href = "acdw" > acdw, Baker of Bread< / a > < / li >
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< li > Pope Nico 5th, Queer of Pastries (~nihilazo), Official Cuteperson, Head of the Casakhstani Religion, Minister of Linguistics< / li >
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< li > ~netscape_navigator, Navigation Officer< / li >
< li > ~Kitty, Minister of Feeling Confused, Not a Member of Another Country's Secret Service< / li >
< li > ~ben, Minister of Infrastructure< / li >
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< li > ~mio, Minister of Origami< / li >
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< h2 > Institutions< / h2 >
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< li > < a href = "fuck" > free university of computer knowledge (fuck)< / a > < / li >
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<!-- TODO: a sub - website for Bikeshedding Microsystems! -->
< li > Bikeshedding Microsystems< / li >
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< h2 > Learn More< / h2 >
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< li > < a href = "channels/index.htm" > Channels< / a > < / li >
< li > < a href = "oregano.htm" > Oragono Features< / a > < / li >
< li > < a href = "quotes.htm" > Quotes< / a > < / li >
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< li > < a href = "en-KT.htm" > English dialect< / a > < / li >
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< li > < a href = "services/" > Casa friend services< / a > < / li >
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< h2 > External Links< / h2 >
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< li > < a href = "https://reddit.com/r/casakhstan/" > Official Subreddit< / a > < / li >
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< li > < a href = "https://tildegit.org/casa/bikeshed/" > Public Archive< / a > < / li >
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< li > < a href = "https://secure.endless.horse" > horse< / a > < / li >
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