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<title>Commonhealth of Casakhstan</title>
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<h1 align="center"><marquee>Welcome to the Commonhealth of Casakhstan</marquee></h1>
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<div style="overflow: auto">
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<img border="0" src="images/logo.gif" alt="Coat of arms of the Commonhealth of Casakhstan" width="171" height="222" style="float: right; margin-left: 5px">
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<blockquote>
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<p align="left">We are a digital nation, committed to the health and welfare of
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our citizens. Founded on the belief that people deserve life and health and to
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be able to say <b>FUCK</b> the establishment!</p>
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<p align="right"><font face="Times New Roman">— ~marcus, Minister of Foreign
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Affairs, 2021-04-22</font></p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>The Commonhealth of Casakhstan started as as a group of basements in a
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typical American neighborhood, connected together using tunnels. We evicted our
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own landlords, killed the <abbr title="Homeowners Association">HOA</abbr>, and took back control over our lives.
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In the event of the landlords, or of other neoliberal constructs, coming back
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for us, our basement headquarters will protect us.</p>
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<p>We noticed the
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grand success that was the anti-globalist move that the sailors on the <i>Ever
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Given</i> ship made by blocking the Suez Canal. The Egyptian authorities then
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tried to seize this ship, this means of counter-consumerism, something which we
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cannot consider acceptable. We therefore took control of the ship and turned it
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into our own nation.</p>
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<img border="0" src="images/boat.gif" alt="The Casakhstan's ship, the Ever Given" width="640" height="427"><br />
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☭ powered by communism<br />
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福 steered by luck<br />
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🏳️🌈 commandeered by love
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</p>
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<h2>Facts and Figures</h2>
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<dl>
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<dt>Location</dt>
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<dd>Ever Given</dd>
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<dt>Currency</dt>
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<dd><abbr title="Not Applicable">N/A</abbr></dd>
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<dt>Area</dt>
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<dd>0 m²</dd>
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<dt>Hymn</dt>
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<dd>Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up (1987)</dd>
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<dt>Population</dt>
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<dd>25 permanent residents</dd>
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<dt>Offishul language</dt>
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<dd>English (Casakhstan)</dd>
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<dt>ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 country code</dt>
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<dd><code>KT</code></dd>
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</dl>
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<h2>People in Charge</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>~m455, Spokesperson</li>
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<li>~wsinatra, Minister of Boats</li>
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<li><a href="lucidiot/index.html">~lucidiot</a>, Minister of Transportation Safety and Syndication, Secretary of State for Transport Safety, Secretary of State for Syndication, Ambassador to France, Chihuahuaco Subject Matter Expert, Lemon Pie Ambassador</li>
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<li>~elioat, Minister of Birbs</li>
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<li>~marcus, Minister of Foreign Affairs</li>
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<li><a href="dozens">~dozens, Minister of Culture</a></li>
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<li><a href="acdw">acdw, Baker of Bread</a></li>
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<li>Pope Nico 5th, Queer of Pastries (~nihilazo), Official Cuteperson, Head of the Casakhstani Religion, Minister of Linguistics</li>
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<li>~netscape_navigator, Navigation Officer</li>
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<li>~Kitty, Minister of Feeling Confused, Not a Member of Another Country's Secret Service</li>
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<li>~ben, Minister of Infrastructure</li>
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<li>~mio, Minister of Origami</li>
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</ul>
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<h2>Institutions</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="fuck">free university of computer knowledge (fuck)</a></li>
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<!-- TODO: a sub-website for Bikeshedding Microsystems! -->
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<li>Bikeshedding Microsystems</li>
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</ul>
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<h2>Learn More</h2>
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<li><a href="channels/index.htm">Channels</a></li>
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<li><a href="oregano.htm">Oragono Features</a></li>
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<li><a href="quotes.htm">Quotes</a></li>
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<li><a href="en-KT.htm">English dialect</a></li>
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<li><a href="services/">Casa friend services</a></li>
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</ul>
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<h2>External Links</h2>
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<li><a href="https://reddit.com/r/casakhstan/">Official Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://tildegit.org/casa/bikeshed/">Public Archive</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://secure.endless.horse">horse</a></li>
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</ul>
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