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-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION-----
Announcer: Galactic News Network interrupts this broadcast with a
special news bulletin, with your host Ben Goldstein:
Ben Goldstein: Breaking News, President Sean Hendrix of the United
Galactic Federation and Chairman of the Galactic Unity Council has
announced he will be declaring a state of emergency and giving a
speech on State the of our Federation after a devistating
terrorist attack carried out by known terrorist and activist
"Reble Ranway" and several of his loyalists.
Sean Hendrix: Thank you very much, everybody. I'd like to thank our
large, and talented team of security experts throughout our federation
working to find and capture the traitor and most wanted enemy of our
federation known as Reble Ranway. The search is going extermely well,
though it does not matter unless we get it done with Ranway back in
prison for his crimes and the Federation saved from his terror. We are
working with our allies, many outposts and colonies, and individuals
to try and find him, and I will declare a state of emergency to help
our great justice department if Reble Ranway were to strike again. If
anyone sees Ranway, please contact your regional Federal Protection
Squadron officer as soon as possible. Everyone's safety will depend on
it. Thank you to everyone that cooperates.
Ben Goldstein: This is Galactic News Network, committed to
bringing you honest, real news via the Quantum Entanglement
Communicator.
Electronic Voice: Your Galactic News subscription has no free
logs left. Please purchase a subscription, or register an account
for up to 10 more free logs. Please contact your local federation
represenative for more information on purchasing a subscription.
or registering your free Galactic News account. Goodbye.
-----END TRANSMISSION-----

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Reble Ranway: I got in my ship, ready to blast off from earth for the
last time. While flying away from the earth, I pressed a button, and
then watched as the earth began to explode and my goatee began to grow.
I then looked back at the QEC which was littered with what appeared
to be random characters flooding the screen. Eventually it stopped.
There was nothing. The QEC was no longer connecting. It then show.....
[Reble Ranway wakes up with a terrible headache, still sitting in his
ship, the Space Cruiser: a slightly old and run-down ship that is
still fast and reliable. He realises his goatee is gone and is
relieved to know that he did not destroy Earth. He looks at the QEC
which is just spewing incoherent noise, being sent from the one
that another scientist on the ship was using.]
[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the
door that reads "Dr. Jan Sechs"]
Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC
FOR, LAB RAT?
Jan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??
Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on!
Jan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened...
Reble Ranway [takes Jan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)
[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jan]
Jan Sechs: You broke it!
Reble Ranway: You don't need it.
Jan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?
Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this
Jan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
probably turn this of...
-----END TRANSMISSION-----