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Would you believe it? I made a friend.
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I know, I know. "Melvin, you have lots of friends," but it's been
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really tough to meet new people since the whole body going away
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thing. At first I was trapped in a sort of reverse solipsism,
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"what if I'm not real?" Then I was going through the 13 stages of
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grief and hunger. (I'll be honest, I think I'm still around step
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eight or nine.) There was also that period of crying for help that
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you may recall from a while back. OH, and the counting phase…
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Regardless, I'm happy to report that I'm not the only disembodied
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floating presence in the universe. There's at least three others
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I've encountered and one of them doesn't want to eat me. Things
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are looking up!
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My new friend has no name, so I've just decided to call him Bruce.
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Of course Bruce has no gender either since he's got the whole
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no-body situation going on. I figure since he's going to be
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misgendered no matter what pronouns I use I may as well pick
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something cool. Bruce is cool. Bruce is like water.
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Did you get the reference? I was quoting Bruce Lee. Or making
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a reference to Bruce Lee at least. I don't think he talked about
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himself in the third person. Hrm, should I start talking about
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myself in the third person? That seems like the sort of thing
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Melvin would do once he had no body. Nah, now I sound pompous.
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Bruce was like water when I met him in that he sort of flowed and
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oozed all around my presence. I think he even oozed through it.
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Oozing is a pretty watery thing, right? Maybe gushing is a better
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word, but it wasn't fast to my sensation of time. Arguably, that's
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not much to judge by. Part of me still feels like I have a toe in
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time but just barely. It's probably this QEC link now that I think
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about it. The other side of the link is somewhere in time, so this
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side has to be, right? Or at least that's how I think it works.
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Hey, there's smart goofuses out there! I saw one guy--Tom,
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I think--who made his own QEC. Maybe he can chime in here. Hey
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Tom, how does this work, anyway? If I have no body how am
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I talking? Am I talking? Am I just wiggling qbits with my
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non-brain? Hmmm.
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Back to Bruce. He doesn't talk much. Or at all. Really beyond the
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oozing he's pretty quiet. I think he was checking me out at first,
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feeling me up on all my sides. Side-note, I seem to have a lot of
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sides now. That's pretty tricky geometry for a lack of
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physicality, but I have some sensation of them. I wonder if those
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non-dimensional edges have some sort of being in their own right.
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There's information there, via sensation. That needs to follow
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some sort of law of conservation of me, I think. Or maybe it's the
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other way around. I am, therefore I think. Circular logic is still
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logic!
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Bruce is a nice fella. I've been yammering away at him like this
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for eons and he just listens. He hasn't interrupted me once or
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tried to top my stories with cooler ones of his own. That's a real
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pal for ya. He probably senses I'm having a difficult time
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adjusting and he's being extra accomodating. I should get him
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a gift. Maybe a vase or an ash tray or something? Flowers seems
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a bit too personal. We've only just met. Let me know if you have
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any suggestions.
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Johanna is a traitor. I can't even. Let me explain this hiss'n
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story and you'll suss it clear.
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So my 200 was this lun, like I said. It was score raz for sure,
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earnest truth. Everyone was there and I mean everyone. All my
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besties and even some creeps. We danced, mum gave a speech, and
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all of it was glitter proper. Anywise, I needed a powder and
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I noticed Johanna skidded out somewheres, so I went to dig in and
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find her. Well, find her I did, snogged up close with one Leo
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Korhonen. They were swapping tongues behind the spritz cooler
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barely out of sight of mum and me. Can you even?
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That hissin' traitor knows I'm for Leo. I've been deep at him for
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ten lun at least. Shes one of my score bodies, or sposed. But now
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she's polar. I can't even. Who does that to a friend, and on her
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two-hissin-hundred day? The worst part is I'm the last to suss,
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apparently. Ezri didn't bat one bit when I came back crying.
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Didn't offer me a shoulder neither, like it was me that skid out
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on a friend. That's not oikea. It's polar that as damn. What did
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I do? Some friends they was.
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I couldn't tell mum. She was so overmooned by the party and so
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proud I couldn't fuss on it. It's not her fault Johanna sucked up
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Leo's tongue like a nag harpy. Johanna and Leo skidded out proper
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after and I haven't seen them since. Ezri hung about, but cold.
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I wandered the party the next whiles and it blurs in memory.
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Everything like a dream, but wrong and bitter. I made it through
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and smiled for mum and everyone left. Then it was time for me to
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go.
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Think I told you that I got a tram? Me and the girls were skidding
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out to Mannerheim. I got a place up that way already and it was
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going to be our own special thing. Well, I've still got the tram
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and the place, but no girls. Mum sent me off thinking I'd have my
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friends and be back in a lun or two, but look at this now. I lied
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to mum and went lonesome.
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The tram is razzy. It's just like I always wanted. I set it into
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the tunnel and tapped out the directions to Mannerheim and kicked
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off. It's on tunnel juice now and I've got hours and hours ahead
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of me in the dark. Tram's got some lights if I want, but the glow
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off the face of this pad feels more my mood.
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Message Incoming...
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Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
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γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes]
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Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s
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Declination –01° 23′ 14.4031″
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Distance 178.211ly
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Equinox J2000.0 SOL
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Year 2447, QEC adjusted
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[Autotranslator enabled...]
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Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
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:::
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Blessed be, travelers of the verse~
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Our election results are in and the crowds are celebrating their
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victories and consoling each other on well run campaign losses in
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equal strengths this evening. The cats, in their wisdom, have
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decided that the powers-that-be in the Starbloom Communal
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Distributive Projection have been doing a excellent job of it and
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should continue in power with few minor interruptions. The
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Dictator Elect of War, 1st Pod, will be stepping down and
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a committee will be taking over as Committee Elect of Defense, 1st
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Pod. We join with our feline partners in sending our warmest
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wishes to Quyst Trombone in his next endeavor. We also are
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welcoming a new Counselor Elect of Education, 4th Pod, Somm
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Jaravangian. Somm will bring a unique perspective with their
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background in non-human relations.
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Our citizen participation was quite high in this election cycle
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with all pods reporting at least 80% of the population providing
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their input for candidates to the cats. Once again our school
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systems held a get-out-the-vote fundraiser and community dance
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which drew major crowds as always. I can personally attest that
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the children of Wendy McdDonald's Elementary in the 14th Pod run
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an excellent sock-hop. Diana's blessings be upon them.
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In news from the surrounding verse we've heard and acknowledge
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distress calls from several vessels as well as wake-up initiatons
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from some ships just beginning their journeys. Following our
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encounter with the Dekaosan people and the tribulations witnessed
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on board the Melchizedek, our 14th Pod non-denominational coven
|
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voted to create a ritual of safety and happiness upon the human
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exodus. They have begun preparations which will take place over
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the next 9 days, local time. The community is pulling together
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big-time for this one. We have donations in spell material coming
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from several other Pods including a loan of the great holy relics
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of Martina McBride, may her song carry true. This incomparable
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gift comes from the exhuberent generostity of the 1st Pod and
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their infinite-unitarian conglomerated congregation. The 14th Pod
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is setting up a special ritual hall next door to Francine's Wine
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& Pastry, which is holding a special 2-for-1 sale on all
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perishable intoxicants if you imbibe them during the ritual
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itself. Thank you to Francine and company for that great gesture
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of solidarity.
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We amongst the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection are also
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begining our preparations for Yule. A seed-ship passing in-system
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late last year brought news of a variant of the ancient reindeer
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of Scandanavia, Old Earth. We managed to procure the genetic
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material and a herd of reindeer are being grown for that festival.
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According to the traditions they will be tied to a sledge and
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flung through the air on the night of Yule. The cats are quite
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excited about the event and a large turnout is expected.
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Field-trips from several Pods are being organized to witness the
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landing.
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This year's Yule celebrations are also a time to welcome art into
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our homes, often in the form of tragic poetry. It has been the
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tradition amongst our people to celebrate the dark poetry of our
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teenage youth by holding dramatic readings around the Yule log.
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Families will orient their angst toward the flames and burn away
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the suffering together. This year we would like to welcome you
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among the stars to join us. The practice is simple:
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1. Recommend to your teenagers that they compose their poetry of
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the darkest natures and haunting visions with their most
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eloquent language and imagery.
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2. Gather around the Yule log together in traditional sweater and
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ornamentation and sing the songs of death and rebirth.
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3. Drink the sweetened intoxicants and profess your joy.
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4. Recommend to your teenagers that they stand before the group
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and perform their works in most dramatic fashion. If they feel
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they are not up to the task, recommend the eldest family member
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among you to stand in their stead and read the poems with great
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furvor and vim.
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5. Other family should embrace the teenager and shower them with
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attentions and questions about these personal feelings. Then
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the poem can be tossed into the flames and everyone can sing
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again songs of death and rebirth.
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6. (Optionally) drink additional sweetened intoxicants and profess
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more joy.
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The response here has been just so joyous. May your own familial
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blessings be as bountiful.
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Finally, I have been asked by our Senior Committee on Cheese
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Culture and Propaganda to ask any terran communities passing by
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the Lucky Homes if you would be willing to trade bacteria. We have
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an excellent collection here and are always open to expanding our
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horizons in the culinary sciences.
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As always and forever, blessed be.
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.
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Sinda hesitated at the door and took a deep breath. It's just
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Borzin she reminded herself.
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Borzin. Things can't be that different.
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***
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0Melvin P Feltersnatch - Bruce /Melvin P Feltersnatch/008.txt
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0Starbloom - Election Results /Starbloom/008.txt
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0Melchizedek - Emergency Recording from Shuttle 001 /Melchizedek/027.txt
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0Starbloom - Election Day /Starbloom/007.txt
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0Malaluatori - Matter_Of_Time /Malaluatori/MatterOfTime.txt
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<title>Cosmic Voyage</title>
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<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage</link>
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<description>Messages from the human stellar diaspora</description>
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<item>
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<title>Melvin P Feltersnatch - Bruce</title>
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<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
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<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melvin P Feltersnatch/008.txt</link>
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<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melvin P Feltersnatch/008.txt</guid>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 17:29:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<pre>
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Would you believe it? I made a friend.
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I know, I know. "Melvin, you have lots of friends," but it's been
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really tough to meet new people since the whole body going away
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thing. At first I was trapped in a sort of reverse solipsism,
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"what if I'm not real?" Then I was going through the 13 stages of
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grief and hunger. (I'll be honest, I think I'm still around step
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eight or nine.) There was also that period of crying for help that
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you may recall from a while back. OH, and the counting phase…
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Regardless, I'm happy to report that I'm not the only disembodied
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floating presence in the universe. There's at least three others
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I've encountered and one of them doesn't want to eat me. Things
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are looking up!
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My new friend has no name, so I've just decided to call him Bruce.
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Of course Bruce has no gender either since he's got the whole
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no-body situation going on. I figure since he's going to be
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misgendered no matter what pronouns I use I may as well pick
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something cool. Bruce is cool. Bruce is like water.
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Did you get the reference? I was quoting Bruce Lee. Or making
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a reference to Bruce Lee at least. I don't think he talked about
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himself in the third person. Hrm, should I start talking about
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myself in the third person? That seems like the sort of thing
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Melvin would do once he had no body. Nah, now I sound pompous.
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Bruce was like water when I met him in that he sort of flowed and
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oozed all around my presence. I think he even oozed through it.
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Oozing is a pretty watery thing, right? Maybe gushing is a better
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word, but it wasn't fast to my sensation of time. Arguably, that's
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not much to judge by. Part of me still feels like I have a toe in
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time but just barely. It's probably this QEC link now that I think
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about it. The other side of the link is somewhere in time, so this
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side has to be, right? Or at least that's how I think it works.
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Hey, there's smart goofuses out there! I saw one guy--Tom,
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I think--who made his own QEC. Maybe he can chime in here. Hey
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Tom, how does this work, anyway? If I have no body how am
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I talking? Am I talking? Am I just wiggling qbits with my
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non-brain? Hmmm.
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Back to Bruce. He doesn't talk much. Or at all. Really beyond the
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oozing he's pretty quiet. I think he was checking me out at first,
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feeling me up on all my sides. Side-note, I seem to have a lot of
|
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sides now. That's pretty tricky geometry for a lack of
|
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physicality, but I have some sensation of them. I wonder if those
|
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non-dimensional edges have some sort of being in their own right.
|
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There's information there, via sensation. That needs to follow
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some sort of law of conservation of me, I think. Or maybe it's the
|
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other way around. I am, therefore I think. Circular logic is still
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logic!
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Bruce is a nice fella. I've been yammering away at him like this
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for eons and he just listens. He hasn't interrupted me once or
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tried to top my stories with cooler ones of his own. That's a real
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pal for ya. He probably senses I'm having a difficult time
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adjusting and he's being extra accomodating. I should get him
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a gift. Maybe a vase or an ash tray or something? Flowers seems
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a bit too personal. We've only just met. Let me know if you have
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any suggestions.
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</pre>]]></description>
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</item>
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<item>
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<title>Starbloom - Election Results</title>
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<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
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<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/008.txt</link>
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<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/008.txt</guid>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 18:20:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<pre>
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Message Incoming...
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Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
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γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes]
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Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s
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Declination –01° 23′ 14.4031″
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Distance 178.211ly
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Equinox J2000.0 SOL
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Year 2447, QEC adjusted
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[Autotranslator enabled...]
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Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
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:::
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Blessed be, travelers of the verse~
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Our election results are in and the crowds are celebrating their
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victories and consoling each other on well run campaign losses in
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equal strengths this evening. The cats, in their wisdom, have
|
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decided that the powers-that-be in the Starbloom Communal
|
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Distributive Projection have been doing a excellent job of it and
|
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should continue in power with few minor interruptions. The
|
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Dictator Elect of War, 1st Pod, will be stepping down and
|
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a committee will be taking over as Committee Elect of Defense, 1st
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Pod. We join with our feline partners in sending our warmest
|
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wishes to Quyst Trombone in his next endeavor. We also are
|
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welcoming a new Counselor Elect of Education, 4th Pod, Somm
|
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Jaravangian. Somm will bring a unique perspective with their
|
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background in non-human relations.
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Our citizen participation was quite high in this election cycle
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with all pods reporting at least 80% of the population providing
|
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their input for candidates to the cats. Once again our school
|
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systems held a get-out-the-vote fundraiser and community dance
|
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which drew major crowds as always. I can personally attest that
|
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the children of Wendy McdDonald's Elementary in the 14th Pod run
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an excellent sock-hop. Diana's blessings be upon them.
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|
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In news from the surrounding verse we've heard and acknowledge
|
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distress calls from several vessels as well as wake-up initiatons
|
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from some ships just beginning their journeys. Following our
|
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encounter with the Dekaosan people and the tribulations witnessed
|
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on board the Melchizedek, our 14th Pod non-denominational coven
|
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voted to create a ritual of safety and happiness upon the human
|
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exodus. They have begun preparations which will take place over
|
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the next 9 days, local time. The community is pulling together
|
||||
big-time for this one. We have donations in spell material coming
|
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from several other Pods including a loan of the great holy relics
|
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of Martina McBride, may her song carry true. This incomparable
|
||||
gift comes from the exhuberent generostity of the 1st Pod and
|
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their infinite-unitarian conglomerated congregation. The 14th Pod
|
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is setting up a special ritual hall next door to Francine's Wine
|
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& Pastry, which is holding a special 2-for-1 sale on all
|
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perishable intoxicants if you imbibe them during the ritual
|
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itself. Thank you to Francine and company for that great gesture
|
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of solidarity.
|
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|
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We amongst the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection are also
|
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begining our preparations for Yule. A seed-ship passing in-system
|
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late last year brought news of a variant of the ancient reindeer
|
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of Scandanavia, Old Earth. We managed to procure the genetic
|
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material and a herd of reindeer are being grown for that festival.
|
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According to the traditions they will be tied to a sledge and
|
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flung through the air on the night of Yule. The cats are quite
|
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excited about the event and a large turnout is expected.
|
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Field-trips from several Pods are being organized to witness the
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landing.
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This year's Yule celebrations are also a time to welcome art into
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our homes, often in the form of tragic poetry. It has been the
|
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tradition amongst our people to celebrate the dark poetry of our
|
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teenage youth by holding dramatic readings around the Yule log.
|
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Families will orient their angst toward the flames and burn away
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the suffering together. This year we would like to welcome you
|
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among the stars to join us. The practice is simple:
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|
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1. Recommend to your teenagers that they compose their poetry of
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the darkest natures and haunting visions with their most
|
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eloquent language and imagery.
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|
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2. Gather around the Yule log together in traditional sweater and
|
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ornamentation and sing the songs of death and rebirth.
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3. Drink the sweetened intoxicants and profess your joy.
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4. Recommend to your teenagers that they stand before the group
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and perform their works in most dramatic fashion. If they feel
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they are not up to the task, recommend the eldest family member
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among you to stand in their stead and read the poems with great
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furvor and vim.
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5. Other family should embrace the teenager and shower them with
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attentions and questions about these personal feelings. Then
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the poem can be tossed into the flames and everyone can sing
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again songs of death and rebirth.
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6. (Optionally) drink additional sweetened intoxicants and profess
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more joy.
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The response here has been just so joyous. May your own familial
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blessings be as bountiful.
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Finally, I have been asked by our Senior Committee on Cheese
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Culture and Propaganda to ask any terran communities passing by
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the Lucky Homes if you would be willing to trade bacteria. We have
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an excellent collection here and are always open to expanding our
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horizons in the culinary sciences.
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As always and forever, blessed be.
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.
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<title>Melchizedek - Emergency Recording from Shuttle 001</title>
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<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
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