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Something wicked this way comes
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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You know how sometimes you tell yourself that you have a choice, but really you dont have a choice? Just because there are alternatives doesnt mean they apply to you.
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We all know interspecies romance is weird.
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I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.
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The life where nothing was ever unexpected. Or inconvenient. Or unusual. The life without colour, pain or past.
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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
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You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history
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If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
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Look, Dave, I can see youre really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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You know, Burke, I dont know which species is worse. You dont see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
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The way I see it, if youre going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
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Quite an experience to live in fear, isnt it? Thats what it is to be a slave.
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Mathematics is the only true universal language.
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Remember, theres no courage without fear.
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Isnt it strange, to create something that hates you?
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Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us.
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All good stories deserve embellishment.
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Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
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Come on, Mr. Frodo. I cant carry it for you, but I can carry you!
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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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We are history, written red, the surface, white our bones on terraformed Mars - cradle of our children
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Look down. All the way down - the storm abates and the dust settles
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