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Something wicked this way comes
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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You know how sometimes you tell yourself that you have a choice, but really you dont have a choice? Just because there are alternatives doesnt mean they apply to you.
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We all know interspecies romance is weird.
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I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.
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The life where nothing was ever unexpected. Or inconvenient. Or unusual. The life without colour, pain or past.
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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
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You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history
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If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
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