28 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
28 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
#!/usr/bin/python
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import json
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import urllib
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import random
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import re
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quotefile = "/home/karlen/irc/quotes.txt"
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chuckfile = "chuck.txt"
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chuckApi = "https://api.icndb.com/jokes/random"
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def get_quote():
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quotes = open(quotefile, "r").read().split("---")
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quote, attr = random.choice(quotes).strip().splitlines()
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quote = quote[:200] # get only the first 200 chars
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word = random.choice([q for q in quote.split(" ") if len(q) > 1])
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quote = quote.replace(word, re.sub(r"[a-zA-Z]", "_", word))
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return [word, 'Fill in the blank: "' + quote + '" ' + attr]
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def get_chuck():
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#chucks = open(chuckfile, "r").readlines()
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#chuck = random.choice(chucks).rstrip()[:200] # get only the first 200 chars
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# ha ha! let's see if we can confus login
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chuck = json.loads(urllib.urlopen(chuckApi).read().decode())['value']['joke'][:200]
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word = random.choice([w for w in chuck.split(" ") if len(w) > 1 and w.lower() != "chuck" and w.lower() != "norris"])
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chuck = chuck.replace(word, re.sub(r"[a-zA-Z]", "_", word)).replace(""", "\"")
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return [word, 'Fill in the blank: "{}"'.format(chuck)]
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