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## Using Bread
* [Pepperoni and Green Pepper Sandwich](./recipes/pepdwich.html)
* [Breadpunk First Birthday Cake](./recipes/1year.html)
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title: Breadpunk First Birthday Cake
---
It was noticed that today was breadpunk's first birthday! I obviously had to
celebrate in the way I am the best at: virtual baking crimes.
* For 86 people
* Difficulty: Medium
* Preparation time: 1 hour
* Total cooking time: 10 min
* Quality rating: 86 "angry" emojis
* Decorations rating: 35 "joy" emojis, 35 "thumbs up" emojis
* Photo rating: 2 "thumbs up" emojis, 4 "in love" emojis, 5 "joy" emojis and
5 "astonished" emojis
* Hashtags: #Birthday #Comfort Food #Creamy #Jelly Beans #Coffee
## Ingredients
### Cake
* 1L Sunflower Oil (1 bottle)
* 1.6kg Butter (8 blocks)
* 500g Pastry Flour
* 200g Sprinkle Candies
* 50g Salt
* 300g Coffee
* 420g Bacon (7 strips)
* 100g Egg (1 egg)
### Filling
* 250mL Lime Curd
* 500mL Chocolate Cream
* 250mL Blueberry Filling
### Frosting/Icing
* Chocolate Cream Cheese
* Strawberry Whipped Cream
* Caramel
* Chestnut Cream
* Chocolate Ganache
* Cookie Dough Frosting
### Decorations
* 150mL Blue Food Dye
* 360g Jelly Beans
* 480g Cinnamon powder
* 1 blue Asteroid decoration
* 1 "1" Number decoration
* 1 "Y" Letter decoration
* 1 "E" Letter decoration
* 1 "A" Letter decoration
* 1 "R" Letter decoration
* 1 green star decoration
* 1 blue Hammer decoration
* 1 red Wrench decoration
### Churros
* 500mL White Vinegar (1 bottle)
* 200g Butter (1 block)
* 200g Dark Chocolate (1 tablet)
* 200g White Chocolate (1 tablet)
* 500g Pastry Flour
* 10g Lemon Zest
## Utensils
* 1 Kneading Bowl
* 1 Kneading Machine
* 1 Paddle attachment
* 1 Big Pot
* 1 Stove
* 1 Dough Dispenser
* 1 Churros attachment
* 1 Round cake pan
* 1 Medium square cake pan
* 1 Small heart-shaped cake pan
* 1 Big rotating plate
* 1 Filling Gun
* 1 Frosting/Icing Container
* 1 Confectionery spatula
* 1 Pastry Syringe
* Any Pastry Syringe attachment
* 1 Scoop
* 2 Cake Trays (optional)
* 1 trash can
## Instructions
### First Layer
1. In a Big Pot, heat up 1 liter of Sunflower Oil.
2. Melt 600g of Butter in that pot.
3. Place the Soup in a Kneading Bowl.
4. Throw the Big Pot into a trashcan.
5. Add 300g of Pastry Flour.
6. Add 200g of Sprinkle Candies.
7. Add 50g of Salt.
8. Use the Paddle attachment and turn on the Kneading Machine.
9. Pour the resulting dough into a Round Cake Pan.
10. Bake for 4 minutes and 50 seconds at 190°C.
11. Store the remaining dough into a drawer.
12. Take the cake out of the cake pan.
13. Throw the cake pan into a trashcan.
14. Place the cake on a Big Rotating Plate.
14. Fill a Filling Gun with 250mL Lime Curd.
15. Fill the cake with Lime Curd.
16. Throw the remaining filling in the gun into a trashcan.
17. Fill a Frosting/Icing Container with Chocolate Cream Cheese.
18. Use a Confectionery spatula to place Chocolate Cream Cheese on the
top of the cake, not its side.
19. Throw the 90% remaining Chocolate Cream Cheese into a trashcan, then
fill the Frosting/Icing Container with Strawberry Whipped Cream.
20. Use the Confectionary spatula to place Strawberry Whipped Cream on the
side of the cake.
21. Throw the 90% remaining Strawberry Whipped Cream into a trashcan.
22. Empty 150mL of Blue Food Dye into the pastry of a Pastry Syringe.
23. Draw a strange shape on the cake using the Pastry Syringe.
### Second Layer
1. In a Kneading Bowl, add 1kg of Butter and 300g of Coffee.
2. Use the Paddle attachment and turn on the Kneading Machine.
3. Pour the dough into a Medium square cake pan.
4. Bake for 3 minutes and 50 seconds at 160°C.
5. Throw the remaining dough into a trashcan.
6. Take the cake out of the cake pan.
7. Throw the cake pan into a trashcan.
8. Place the cake on the floor.
9. Fill a Filling Gun with 250mL Coconut Cream.
10. Fill the cake with Coconut Cream.
11. Throw the remaining filling in the gun into a trashcan.
12. Fill a Frosting/Icing Container with Caramel.
13. Use the Confectionary spatula to place Caramel on the top of the cake,
not its side.
14. Throw the 90% remaining Caramel into a trashcan, then fill the
Frosting/Icing Container with Chestnut Cream.
15. Use the Confectionary spatula to place Chestnut Cream on the side of
the cake.
16. Throw the 90% remaining Chestnut Cream into a trashcan.
17. Draw a strange shape on the cake using the blue-dyed Pastry Syringe.
### Third Layer
1. In a Kneading Bowl, add 420g Bacon, 1 Egg with its shell (100g) and
200g Pastry Flour.
2. Use the Paddle attachment and turn on the Kneading Machine.
3. Pour the dough into a Small heart-shaped cake pan.
4. Bake for 2 minutes and 30 seconds at 150°C.
5. Throw the remaining dough into a trashcan.
6. Take the cake out of the cake pan.
7. Throw the cake pan into a trashcan.
8. Place the cake on the floor.
9. Fill a Filling Gun with 250mL Blueberry Filling.
10. Fill the cake with Blueberry Filling.
11. Throw the remaining filling in the gun into a trashcan.
12. Fill a Frosting/Icing Container with Chocolate Ganache.
13. Use the Confectionary spatula to place Chocolate Ganache on the top of the
cake, not its side.
14. Throw the 90% remaining Chocolate Ganache into a trashcan, then fill the
Frosting/Icing Container with Cookie Dough Frosting.
15. Use the Confectionary spatula to place Cookie Dough Frosting on the side of
the cake.
16. Throw the 90% remaining Cookie Dough Frosting into a trashcan.
17. Throw the Frosting/Icing Container and the Confectionary spatula into a
trashcan.
17. Cover the top of the cake with pastry from the blue-dyed Pastry Syringe.
18. Throw the Pastry Syringe into a trashcan.
### Dressing
1. Stack the second layer on top of the first layer.
2. Stack the third layer on top of the second layer.
3. Fill a Scoop with 120g Jelly Beans.
4. Drop all the Jelly Beans onto the third layer.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 twice.
6. Fill a Scoop with 120g Cinnamon powder.
7. Drop the Cinnamon powder all over the cake.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until the cake looks like it is very moldy.
9. Place a "1" Number decoration on top of the third layer.
10. Place one of each of the "Y", "E", "A", "R" letter decorations on the first
layer, along the side of the square second layer.
11. Rotate and place the blue Asteroid decoration so that it is hovering above
the cake.
12. Place the blue Hammer and red Wrench decorations on the first layer,
perpendicularly to the sides contiguous to the side on which the "Y", "E",
"A", and "R" letter decorations were placed.
13. Place the green star decoration next to the blue Hammer decoration.
14. Serve the cake.
15. Throw the Big Rotating Plate into a trashcan.
### Churros
1. In a Kneading Bowl, pour 500mL White Vinegar and add 200g Butter, 200g Dark
Chocolate, 200g White Chocolate, 500g Pastry Flour and 10g Lemon Zest.
2. Use the Paddle attachment and turn on the Kneading Machine.
3. Put the dough in a Dough Dispenser with a Churros attachment.
4. Throw the Kneading Bowl and the Paddle attachment into a trashcan.
5. Dispense 59 churros into the Deep Fryer.
6. Throw the dough, the Dough Dispenser and the Churros attachment
into a trash can.
7. Fry the churros until they turn completely black.
8. Place all the churros on two Cake Trays, or throw them onto the floor.
9. Fill a Filling Gun with 250mL Chocolate Cream.
10. Fill each of the churros with Chocolate Cream.
11. Throw the remaining 250mL Chocolate Cream in the gun, and the Filling Gun
itself, into a trashcan.
12. Serve the churros.
13. Throw the two Cake Trays into a trashcan.
14. Throw the trashcan into a trashcan.
## Result
![The cake](/~lucitoast/img/cookingsim/recipes/1year/cake.jpg)