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C I R C U M L U N A R
T R A N S M I S S I O N S
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Issue One May 2021
===========================[ ASK JONE ]===========================
Do you have a problem? Send your questions to:
joneworlds@mailbox.org
W. asks:
"I have a strained relationship with my sister.
What are some things I can do to help repair it?"
I remember my dad feels like eating Chunk'n'Dunk? Not
and I went through anymore. Although great. And I guess
this patch where that stuff is dad's thinking along
we were both pretty just not very the same lines as me,
pissed off at each nutritious. But because every time I
other, not that I because I'm mad come by he leaves me
remember why at at him, I don't another pair of snow
this point. But bother to bring tires he found. But
sharing is caring, his favorite, the I'm not selling tires
right? So to keep meatball-carrot stew any more by then,
things going, I'm one. Instead, I bring so I don't want
still dropping off him can after can of them. And he knows
cans of Chunk'n'Dunk turkey-a-la-king. You that, but he keeps on
soup for him, because ever try getting tires anyhow.
it's all he ever that one from
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And so we go on like of cans. And some it I find that
this for weeks: falls on his head co-incidentally the
I come by and put and he falls over, big pile of snow
like 5 more cans of and the rest of the tires out there has
turkey-a-la-king on cans come crashing also fallen over,
his kitchen counter, down on him. Pretty and it's crushed some
and he stacks a few bad scene. So I go unlucky little gnome
more snow tires to help him up, but who must have been
outside his door I slip and trip on a milling around by
for me. And all can on the floor, and there. Those things
this stuff is piling hit the ground hard are so bad at staying
higher and higher and too. And if you've alive, I just can't
higher, and we're ever fallen on a believe it sometimes.
gradually getting pile of Chunk'n'Dunk
madder and madder at turkey-a-la-king Anyways, if you're
each other. Until one cans, you know that looking to patch
day I go over there hurts pretty bad. things up with your
with another box of sister, I would say
cans, and he starts So we're both maybe don't do it
screaming and yelling groaning on the with canned soup,
about how he hates ground, and then or snow tires. It
turkey-a-la-king. And there's this weird sure didn't help us
he gets so mad he sound by the front any. It just wasn't
accidentally knocks door. When I get a good result for
over the stack out there to check anyone, especially
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for that gnome. Or
if you have to
go with soup, at ________________________
least stick with |\ /|
the meatball-carrot | \ joneworlds / |
one. It's actually | \ @ / |
not bad. | \ mailbox.org / |
| \______________/ |
Thanks for writing | / \ |
in. I hope that | / \ |
helps. |____/_____________\_____|
-JONE
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