2019-07-14 00:00:03 +00:00
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-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION-----
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Announcer: Galactic News Network interrupts this broadcast with a
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special news bulletin, with your host Ben Goldstein:
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Ben Goldstein: Breaking News, President Sean Hendrix of the United
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Galactic Federation and Chairman of the Galactic Unity Council has
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announced he will be declaring a state of emergency and giving a
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speech on State the of our Federation after a devistating
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terrorist attack carried out by known terrorist and activist
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"Reble Ranway" and several of his loyalists.
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2020-07-06 00:00:04 +00:00
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Sean Hendrix: My fellow citizens, Thank you very much for your
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consideration and concern with protecting the Law and Order in our
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great Federation, the Galactic Federation.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: The Galatic Federation prides itself on our
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advancements in technology, and our great economy. I would like to
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award James Tomasino, the creator of the Quantum Entaglement
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Communicator, which is, in fact, the very system that makes this
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broadcast possible, with the Metal of Freedom and the Grand Metal of
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the Galatic Federation, along with citizenship in our great federation
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for the technological advancements the QEC brought to our ever growing
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and prosperous economy.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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I'd also like to thank our large, and talented team of security
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experts throughout our Federation working to find and capture the
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traitor and most wanted enemy of our Federation known as Reble Ranway.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: The search is going extermely well. The best search our
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Federation has ever done, with the most qualified people and greatest
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technology that our nation has ever had.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: Although, in the end, it does not matter to me, your
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President of Law and Order Party, until Radical Rebel Ranway and his
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terrorist allies are in prison for their many crimes against the
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Federation, and we the People of our Great Federation are saved from
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terror, once AND FOR ALL!
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: We are working with our allies throughout many outposts
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and colonies, and other great individuals to try and find him. I will
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be declaring a state of emergency to further help our great Peace and
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Justice Department for if Ranway were to strike again.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: If anyone
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: *waits awkwardly for the clapping and cheers of
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"hen-drix! hen-drix" to stop*
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Sean Hendrix: If anyone sees or gets contact with Radical Rebelious
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Ranway, we urge you to contact your region's Federal Protection
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Squadron officer as soon as possible. Everyone's safety will depend
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on it. Thank you to everyone that cooperates to keep our Federation
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safe from terror threats. God bless our wonderful Federation!
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Everyone else in room: *claps and cheers loudly, while the Federation
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anthem begins playing. Everyone starts to sing along to the Anthem.*
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[Broadcast goes back to studio]
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2019-07-14 00:00:03 +00:00
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Ben Goldstein: This is Galactic News Network, committed to
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bringing you honest, real news via the Quantum Entanglement
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Communicator.
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2020-07-06 00:00:04 +00:00
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Ben Goldstein (in ad with corporate music playing in background):
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Hello, I am Ben Goldstein. You may remember me from such broadcasts
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such as the "Galactic News Network", "The Tildeverse", and "Hail to
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the Federation". I am here today to remind everyone of the Digital
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[Galactic News Network intro tune]
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2019-07-14 00:00:03 +00:00
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-----END TRANSMISSION-----
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