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83 lines
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# Quotes
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You've encountered your local member of parliament. Prepare to get taxed!
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You've encountered an angry sheep farmer. Watch it before he fleeces you!
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You've met a crocodile hunter. He's about to snap at you!
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You've met a camel hunter. That's not the only think he loves hunting...
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Yahoo, buckaroo! You've run into a camel jockey, about to trample you!
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You've bumped into a possum hunter. Don't get in his gun's way!
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You've hopped into a rabbit hunter. He's got you in his sights...
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Watch for the bushwhacker; he's about to whack you in the bush!
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Prepare yourself for some tribal troubles... Angry Aboriginie up ahead!
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Big chief Abe's about to beat down a naturalist babe...
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You've encountered an Aussie ostrich. Plug your nose from emu fumes!
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You've bumped into a dino-turkey! The cassowary wants you in an obituary!
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You see a wedge-tailed eagle... And it's got a taste for ecologists!
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A hostile kookaburra laughs at your foolish misstep.
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You've come across a kookaburrah. It's too fat to fly.
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A mean-looking frogmouth wants to put more than frogs in its mouth...
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You've come across a car-killing kea... And it looks like it means business!
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That oystercatcher looks ready to catch itself a nature researcher...
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That honeyeater doesn't look very sweet, the way it's looking at you funny...
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There's a bee-eater that wants to eat more than bees now!
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You've bumped into a raven... Never more...
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You've encountered a magpie. You wonder why Edgar Allan Poe only wrote about ravens.
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You've encountered a pelican. Its beak holds more than its belly can.
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That white ibis has an awful-looking beak there...
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Watch out for that angry cockatoo! It looks ready for a fight.
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Float like a bee... Sting like one too, mate!
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Float like a bee and bite harder than one too! Damned wasp...
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Just when you thought a wasp was big enough, you bump into a hornet.
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You've encountered a mosquito. That sucks!
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You've met with a bull ant. Brace yourself for the piting of a lifetime!
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That bastard puts the fun in funnel-web, doesn't it?
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You can barely see that Australian black widow down there... Watch yourself!
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You narrowly missed that trap door spider!
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You've stepped into the spider's trap door!
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You see a mouse spider... Doesn't that bring a squeak to your voice?
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You've sumbled upon a wolf spider. You'll be howling in pain when you're bitten!
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Youve encountered a brown scorpion. Watch for its sting!
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You've found a desert scorpion. You'll be kicking more than sand if if stings you!
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That marbled scorpion looks like a bloody chequerboard with legs!
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You see a wood scorpion and wish it were made of wood.
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A bandicoot just crashed a car into a tree. You're suddenly inspired to make a video game. |